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twitter.com/CaramelKissATL:

    OMGeeeee!  I had to look 3 times to see that’s a baby there.  WOW!!!
cathrynmarie:

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Papa Don’t Seat
- Along with driving, there needs to be a law against cell phone use whilst wearing a baby like a knapsack.
- “Nice! Personal highest BreakBreaker score! wait..shit… where’s my daughter?” 
- In some countries, this is completely acceptable. 
- “I don’t know what all the fuss is, subway seats are pretty comfortable… they do make a lot of gurgling noises though.”  
- Is that a baby leg floppin’ behind you, or are you just happy to see me?
- Raising children is easy! Treat ‘em like luggage!
- “I know… I know... but do you know how long it takes to put this fuckin’ thing on!”   
- You should see what he does with her on planes!!!
- “While your back there, how bout a quick shoulder rub?”  
- Patagonia & Planned Parenthood Presents….
*** Picture was brought to The Douchery attention by dear old friend James K. Originally found on the world famous (.. and personal favorite!) FailBlog.org! Keep on Douchin’ ***

OMG he’s smashing his baby! #DaddyFail

    OMGeeeee!  I had to look 3 times to see that’s a baby there.  WOW!!!

    cathrynmarie:

    subwaydouchery:

    SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Papa Don’t Seat

    - Along with driving, there needs to be a law against cell phone use whilst wearing a baby like a knapsack.

    - “Nice! Personal highest BreakBreaker score! wait..shit… where’s my daughter?” 

    - In some countries, this is completely acceptable. 

    - “I don’t know what all the fuss is, subway seats are pretty comfortable… they do make a lot of gurgling noises though.”  

    - Is that a baby leg floppin’ behind you, or are you just happy to see me?

    - Raising children is easy! Treat ‘em like luggage!

    - “I know… I know... but do you know how long it takes to put this fuckin’ thing on!”   

    - You should see what he does with her on planes!!!

    - “While your back there, how bout a quick shoulder rub?”  

    - Patagonia & Planned Parenthood Presents….

    *** Picture was brought to The Douchery attention by dear old friend James K. Originally found on the world famous (.. and personal favorite!) FailBlog.org! Keep on Douchin’ ***

    OMG he’s smashing his baby! #DaddyFail

    — 1 year ago with 98 notes
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      YOU GUYS ThERE IS A BABY BEHIND HIM
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      still alive? Damn!!!
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      AWARD FOR FATHER OF THE YEAR GOES TO……………..
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      OMGeeeee! I had to look 3 times to see that’s a baby there. WOW!!!
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      shouldn’t have kids…
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      OMG he’s smashing his baby! #DaddyFail
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      — HAHAHAHA. Okay so I follow...blog, SubwayDouchery, and it
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      people around him doing? lol. Say something!
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